Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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