I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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