he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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