Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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