i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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