What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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