Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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