so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We are two peas in an std pod
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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