there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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