actually, I'm a sock model
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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