you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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