fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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