I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Randomize
