An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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