So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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