My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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