the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
All the doctor said was why
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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