guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the day after is always just damage control
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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