Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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