My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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