My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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