gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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