Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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