Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
