Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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