filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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