i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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