Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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