Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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