She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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