this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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