we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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