i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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