I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
How naked do you want me to be?
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