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  I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.

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• (818): View more from California

  he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  I plan on gettn treatment center drunk

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• (716): View more from New York

  I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow

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  Teach me the song of your people

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like

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