I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like