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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster

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• (310): View more from California

  Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants

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• (925): View more from California

  ...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.

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  She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.

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