Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial

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(229): View more from Georgia

It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.

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(619): View more from California

Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?

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(540): View more from Virginia

'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"

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(415): View more from California

I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...

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