I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My ATM looks so different sober.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text