Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
is it fun? or sober?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
