Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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