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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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