Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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