Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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