is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
dude. I can hear the air.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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