what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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