I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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