new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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