Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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