Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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