he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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