how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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