I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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