I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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