so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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