its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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