hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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