I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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