Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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