A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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