There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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