i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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