I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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