so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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