: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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