Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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